friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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